All the single girls who are single either by compulsion or by choice I am telling you its the best stage one should enjoy..And when I say this I mean it..Well being over 25, I am now the mausi-bua etc of many officially married folks in our society..well now you will be thinking how do I come to know about being mausi -bua good news etc..well thanks to our social networking sites where they post their new born,genuinely unoffensive cute ones..And the status of these sites are even more playful for many of them.Technically speaking how does that matter if you are putting your status as in relationship with so and so or complicated etc..Are these status to barr people that dont even dare to propose me I am in a committed relationship or rather to confuse someone by stating that its complicated..huh..oh well I forgot to mention one more aspect of these relationship status..while being in relation means you are committed that also indicates that you are harmless now..Being single is the worst thing because its suppose to be a threat to the someone's fiance,girlfriend etc..By mistake if a single girl posts an wall post in the guy in relationship ..That's all..
And the profile snap of these married ones..Gosh we know you are married baba..Your relationship status is publicly visible..Despite of that also they will put a profile picture of both of them holding each other..I so wish to see the same pic even after 25th year of their marriage in Facebook..And all you single girls you must have already got the picture what it will be..
And the saturday or sunday afternoon dont even ask what a trauma it is to order food..I am a small person who eats small portion obviously.."Mam sorry we serve only meals above 250 for home delivery".."Sory we dont serve single portions"...Now how a single prson can order above 250 size of food!!
And than here comes the scene while renting a house to a single girl..Sample questions are " why are you not married?"Are you not going be scared alone..Dude if I would have been scared than would I have first of all decided to go for a single accommodation??
My neighbor cracked the biggest joke the other day..Here comes the deewali day and he came to wish..A young sardarji working in a telecom company I thought that he will be perhaps globalised..well its not necessarily true that if a person working for a global company his/her mind will be globalised too..anyways the biggest shock came to me when he said that "may be when a girl staying alone like this people might not think that you are a good girl"..well if I had athe tag of a married girl whose husband is working in some other part of the country people might not think that she is a bad girl since she has the stamp of this red powder popularly known as sindoor..I answered to him" well if you think being single and staying alone is a matter of choice to me..I would rather be single but never marry a guy like you who has got such a narrow and weird mindset"..And no need to say his face was worth looking at that time..
I tell you all you single girls dont even bother..This is not the world for all these officially married and unofficially flirt people..we are here to prove everyone wrong and create a better society..Hope this helps..
And the profile snap of these married ones..Gosh we know you are married baba..Your relationship status is publicly visible..Despite of that also they will put a profile picture of both of them holding each other..I so wish to see the same pic even after 25th year of their marriage in Facebook..And all you single girls you must have already got the picture what it will be..
And the saturday or sunday afternoon dont even ask what a trauma it is to order food..I am a small person who eats small portion obviously.."Mam sorry we serve only meals above 250 for home delivery".."Sory we dont serve single portions"...Now how a single prson can order above 250 size of food!!
And than here comes the scene while renting a house to a single girl..Sample questions are " why are you not married?"Are you not going be scared alone..Dude if I would have been scared than would I have first of all decided to go for a single accommodation??
My neighbor cracked the biggest joke the other day..Here comes the deewali day and he came to wish..A young sardarji working in a telecom company I thought that he will be perhaps globalised..well its not necessarily true that if a person working for a global company his/her mind will be globalised too..anyways the biggest shock came to me when he said that "may be when a girl staying alone like this people might not think that you are a good girl"..well if I had athe tag of a married girl whose husband is working in some other part of the country people might not think that she is a bad girl since she has the stamp of this red powder popularly known as sindoor..I answered to him" well if you think being single and staying alone is a matter of choice to me..I would rather be single but never marry a guy like you who has got such a narrow and weird mindset"..And no need to say his face was worth looking at that time..
I tell you all you single girls dont even bother..This is not the world for all these officially married and unofficially flirt people..we are here to prove everyone wrong and create a better society..Hope this helps..
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